It's a land grab by Washington's Thurston Co. "Saving" a gopher with a big penis. Not making it up. Apparently size counts when protecting the---wait for it---"pocket gopher" and all it will take is..your property. www.StopThurstonCounty.com #5vtshow
I have a gopher trap that has caught gophers in my yard.
ReplyDeleteSize of penis doesn't matter, it snaps them on the neck.
Inexpensive and effective.
On second thought, is Sammy Adams planning on moving to Thurston County now?
ReplyDeleteThe pocket gopher is a rodent that the radical environmentalists are using as their new excuse to rob people of their property rights here in Thurston county, WA.
ReplyDeleteThe Thurston County commissioners have imposed massive restrictions on 57,000 property owners here to protect this rodent -- considered a nuisance in every other part of the country.
And yes, this gopher, according to Washington Fish and Wildlife district biologist Kelly McAlliser, " ... has the largest penis of any member of its family."
People in Thurston county are outraged and have begun a grassroots effort to stop the county's impositions. Take a look at www.STOPThurstonCounty.com
-- Scott Roberts, Property Rights Director of the Freedom Foundation
A "wise guy's" take on how to deal with this problem:
ReplyDeleteGet several dozen of these John Holmes Gophers trapped and transport them into Eastern Washington to let them breed with what will surely be the happy and compliant females of Eastern Washington.
Since the rodents breed quickly, the Western breed (or species?) will no longer be unique and that will eliminate any need to render them a protected class.
If such a tactic, deliberately introducing the Western gopher to Eastern Washington, is illegal, I suggest that it be done as an act of Civil Disobedience, a la Walden Pond and Henry David Thoreau (whom Obama continually fails to cite as the inspiration of MLK and Gandhi, by the way).
I think that well done acts of social defiance would really hit the mark and stop this campaign in its tracks.
Roy
You can probably find lots of them in Johnson City Tenn. to bring back to Eastern Wa.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a cute little guy. Was the Washington Governor involved in this decision?
ReplyDeleteIf so was she desirous of satisfying an animal rights need or a social need? I suspect there could potentially be a conflict of interest involved here meriting the Attorney General's investigation.
After all the gopher does appear to be a little under the age of consent even for Washington!
Here is a follow-up story on a citizen that is being harmed by the gopher protection ordinance. --> http://bit.ly/m828UP
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